309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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SO LAST WEEK

but so fucking funny.

I guess I was so busy telling everybody I met about this clip that I forgot to embed it here on the site for all the rest of ya BIG GRIN

I'm sorry, please forgive me.

k thx. WINK WINK

This really is one of the funniest things I have seen on the internet in a VERY long time.

Worth all 4:39 THUMBSUP!
Still at starbucks, and my buddy here just showed me this on his phone.

When I say weak azz -

You say bitch.

WEAK AZZ!

BITCH!


k thx THUMBSUP!
I've gotta tell ya, The Microsoft Surface is pretty fucking exciting technology.

HOWEVER

This video had me laughing out loud.

It's a very well done parody of the demo clips you can find at the MS Surface website, with the addition of some pretty inconvenient truths RASBERRY

I hope it will play Ms. Pac Man and Centipede like the old cocktail systems.
THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET

Here we can see the youtube generation in action.

Now, I don't have kids yet-

When I do, remind me not to let them near the computer.

And then mom just bops along.

Probably a setup, but it is what it is.
GAME ON HOLMES

Poor Will Ferrell.

He plays a suspected murderer being interrogated by a sadistic lieutenant who will stop at nothing to get her signed confession.

I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE


"I don't know who blackened your soul a long time ago, but God have mercy on it"
HOLY 1969 BATMAN!

The Grateful Dead hangin with Hef?

Say it ain't so BIG GRIN

PLAYBOY AFTER DARK
JULY 10, 1969

Jerry chats with Hef by the bar, and then takes the stage with the rest of the band to play a sweet version of Mountains of the Moon.

Too cool daddy-o, too cool THUMBSUP!
THE SHIT IS BANANAS
B A N A N A S


I can't wait for Weeds to come back in August, so I hit up google video to get my fix.

Here's some excellent advice from Uncle Andy that will help get ya through the day THUMBSUP!

Hell, I even learned a thing or two SMILE
RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIL

A friend of mine has been trying to get me to watch this for a really long time.

"Everythings turning out real smooth. . ."

"What do you say we crank it up a notch?"

FAST FOOD FREESTYLE!

A buddy of mine that works for my crack dealer showed this to me the other night while i was waiting for traffic to thin out after work. . .

For the most part I try to avoid youtube because I have a nasty habit of losing many hours of what could be good use of productive time.

HOWEVER . . .

I had to take the opportunity to share this with you. I was surprised at how hard I laughed.

SERIOUSLY.

But, I could be an idiot. MY TWO CENTS
KIMO AND MIKE
PORN WEBMASTERS


I just had to post this clip, sent to me by my buddy Kimo.

Mike gives away the secrets of porn and the internet and teaches us how to cash in.

"Kimo gets a little nasty.
he goes into the depths of porn that few men have ever seen or even dreamt about, or even imagined in their sickest nightmares"