309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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WHAT THE FUCK?

I just don't understand the need for a banana shaped (and colored) cellphone cover.

Maybe it can be the key part of your Donkey Kong costume this halloween?

I just don't know.

Put your suggestions in the reply box, and maybe I will buy you one for christmas. BIG GRIN
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usb-pole-dancer
USB POLE DANCER!

Dim the lights, crank up the music and she does her thing!

This pole dancer is powered directly by the USB port on your computer!

Save your singles let her dance into your dreams today!

I've gotta have one.

From what I can tell, they are no longer in production, but I was able to find a couple auctions at ebay.

Gotta see if my wife will let me spend some moneys.
HUMILIATION
AT THE
ANIMAL PARTY

Jerry Garcia


This is my favorite piece of artwork in the whole world.

Yes, I love the Grateful Dead.
Yes, thats how I found this.
But, the picture really speaks to me.

(and you, shhhh listen)

I really feel sorry for the poor rabbit, I know how it feels.

(but I can see where the turtle is coming from too)RASBERRY

At approximately 8 inches x 8 inches sqaure, this piece isnt much bigger than a cocktail napkin.

Available signed and numbered in an edition of 500. $4500

Someday this will hang in my bathroom.
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multi-master-tool
First let me say that it is a damn shame that I can't load this post up with tons of affiliate links promoting this product...

After I came back inside from my after dinner cigarette tonight, I found this little treasure on my tv screen.

Now, I know you are thinking 'Nick, why in the hell are you blogging about power tools?
Isn't this site about porn?'

Why, Yes.
I have lots of links to porn here, but I wanted to share something that I thought was pretty damn cool. MY TWO CENTS

So,
The MultiMaster Renovation and Remodeling Tool looks like a kickass product! You can cut anything with its carbide blades, and it won't cut your hand off.

The secret is oscillation-
The MultiMaster doesn't rotate or orbit like other power tools. . .it oscillates.

Awesome stuff.
I still havent bought mine, but I'm hinting to my wife about Christmas BIG GRIN

If you decide to buy one for me, let me know.

k, thx THUMBSUP!