309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
 
 

 
You can have your very own wheel of pussy just like the one you see right here.

FREE.

The wheel has 16 spaces. You can change the size of the wheel, as well as linkage and images for 15 spaces by editing simple files.

The space labeled free spin is permanently linked to me.

You can get the free version here.

Contact me if you would like to discuss purchasing a custom, non-skim version of this product THUMBSUP!
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HOLY SHIT KIMO!

You got Sandy Summers to make you a fansign!

I don't know how you do it, but you manage to get these sexy ladies to write their names across their sexy asses for you, and it blows my mind.

I guess it really shouldn't, after all I don't know anyplace with more great ass than Link Ass, which would make you The Ass Master. RASBERRY

Link Ass has so much ass for you to choose from, that you will probably never visit my sites again I'M A SAD PANDA

well, Kimo is a bro, so I guess he can have you.

Come back and visit sometime! WINK WINK

k thx THUMBSUP!
BUY A SHIRT

Guys, how about picking up some cool swag over at the Super Secret Bro Store?

We have shirts, sweatshirts, hats, mugs, coasters and more . . .

For the ladies, we have some really HOT PANTIES
( if you buy them, pics plz SMILE )
and we have tons of really cute womens attire as well!
Perfect for that special lady in your life, or for you.
( even the panties, I wont tell WINK WINK )

Support your local BROnet.

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[00:34] NickSunshine: i just bought my first plug SMILE

. . .

[00:50] Felony: Lol you bastard... you cheated on me
[00:52] NickSunshine: hahaha
[00:52] NickSunshine: yea
[00:52] NickSunshine: and i paid more too
[00:53] Felony: you cock
[00:53] NickSunshine: well,
[00:53] Felony: im deleting kylie richards right now for this
[00:53] NickSunshine: i did the math
[00:53] Felony: off the face of the earth
[00:53] NickSunshine: rm -rf kylie
[00:54] NickSunshine: ill pay ya 5 bucks for 5 plugs
[00:54] NickSunshine: SMILE
[00:54] Felony: LOL
[02:07] Xyon: do any of you guys ever get people sign up as webmasters from your links?
[02:07] NickSunshine: only when i beg
[02:07] NickSunshine: plz sign up with my links
[02:07] Overlord_45`: very few
[02:07] NickSunshine: k thx
[02:07] Xyon: lol never from people randomly surfing then
[02:08] NickSunshine: well ya never know
[02:08] Overlord_45`: i've had two threads recruiting literally dozens of new webmasters
[02:08] Overlord_45`: i make basically nothing from commissions
[02:08] Xyon: lol
[02:08] NickSunshine: im more interested in when my tshirts are gonna get here
[02:09] Overlord_45`: the only referral that i actually make any significant money from is my dreamhost promo code, which i push at every available opportunity
[02:09] * NickSunshine ordered a nicksunshine shirt from the super secret bro store
[02:09] Xyon: :O
[02:09] Overlord_45`: that's promo code DESTRPY by the way
[02:10] NickSunshine: mind if i quote ya?
[02:10] * NickSunshine hopes not.
[02:10] Overlord_45`: heck no
A priest offered a lift to a Nun.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said-

”Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest removed his hand.

But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.

It said,

“Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

MORAL OF THE STORY

If you are not well informed in your job- You might miss a great opportunity.
HTML VALIDATOR

HTML Validator is a Firefox extension that adds HTML validation to your browser window.

The number of errors of a HTML page is seen on the form of an icon in the status bar when browsing.

The details of the errors are seen when looking the HTML source of the page.

Just found this today, and I have a lot of work to do. . .

Great tool tho, even if it brings bad news THUMBSUP!
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LAWDS MERCY!

So I was looking at GFY tonight, and I found this little gem.

"Hello Breeder! This site is run by the adult industry’s favorite Gay Homosexual to help cut through all of the “BroShit” that piles up in its corners."

I cracked up reading this post, and now he has another fan of his poetry THUMBSUP!

It was Steve from Lightspeed who had some dramas this week,

even though teh dramas is something that Steve didn’t seek.

Squizzel posted to sell his site that makes per month 20 grand,

He was just testing the waters to see what offers might land.

Reply 1 by Steve would set a tone for the sale of his Nasty Boards,

This guy’s site hotlinks my stolen content in great massive hoards!

[18:19] drocd: anyone here handy with regex?
[18:19] fris: yes it does
[18:19] Sands: He's a bot.
[18:19] drocd: or modrewrite
[18:19] fris: drocd: what do you need to do
[18:19] Sands: Total bot.
[18:19] NickSunshine: im feeble at both
[18:19] NickSunshine: what do you want
[18:19] NickSunshine: lol
[18:19] drocd: i want to do www.domain.com/username to bring up profiles... but i dont want it to interfere with like domain.com/images/ and shit like that...or even domain.com/page.html
[18:20] drocd: and im drawing a blank at the moment for the best way to do that
[18:20] zat: erm
[18:20] zat: soo
[18:21] NickSunshine: rewrite rules
[18:21] fris: drocd: make it so www.domain.com/users/sam for example becomes sam.domain.com
[18:22] zat: RewriteRule /users/(.*) /ascript.php?var=$1
[18:22] NickSunshine: just have it exclude the folders you want to preserve
[18:22] drocd: yeah thats not what i want
[18:22] zat: that would throw whatever is after users
[18:22] drocd: i want domain.com/username
[18:22] zat: ok so
[18:22] mortenb: how about RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
[18:22] zat: .. RewriteRule /(.*)
[18:22] mortenb: then it will only rewrite if the file doesn't exist
[18:22] NickSunshine: RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} !^/path/to/excluded/files
[18:23] zat: if you put mortenb's thing above mine
[18:23] zat: that would work
[18:23] drocd: ahh mortenb thats what im talkin about
[18:23] NickSunshine: then do the rule under it
[18:23] drocd: mortenb does that include dirs ?
[18:23] mortenb: as far as i know, yes
[18:24] drocd: very good
[18:24] drocd: SMILE
[18:24] drocd: never knew about that
[18:25] zat: we use that statement to block people
[18:25] zat: we set their IP to a file
[18:25] zat: RewriteCond /containerlocal/blocked/IP/%{HTTP:ORIG_CLIENT_IP} -f
[18:25] zat: RewriteCond %{REQUEST_METHOD} !^HEAD$
[18:25] zat: RewriteRule ^(.*)$ - [F,L]
[18:25] zat: pretty damn effective SMILE
[18:25] drocd: i need to learn more about these types of rewrite rules
[18:26] zat: pretty powerfull stufff
[18:26] mortenb: very
[18:26] mortenb: and fun
[17:24] NickSunshine: anybody want a hardlink?
[17:24] NickSunshine: got one spot
[17:24] NickSunshine: quick quick
[17:24] Sands: Sure.
[17:24] NickSunshine: yay
[17:24] NickSunshine: i wanted it to be you
[17:24] NickSunshine: SMILE
[17:24] Sands: BIG GRIN
[17:24] NickSunshine: where to?
[17:24] bosshog: sounds like hes making his move on u sands
[17:25] bosshog: this is your chance to get in his pockets
[17:25] NickSunshine: in pvt bb
[17:25] Sands: What site will it be on?
[17:25] NickSunshine: mfps
[17:25] Sands: lmao
[17:25] NickSunshine: top banner
[17:25] bosshog: flirt sands flirt
[17:25] nofx: [ 19:26 ] <NickSunshine> yay
[17:25] nofx: [ 19:26 ] <NickSunshine> i wanted it to be you
[17:25] nofx: THIS IS PRETTY GAY
[17:25] bosshog: LOL
[17:25] Sands: in pvt bb makes me lmao
[17:25] NickSunshine: lol me too
[17:25] nofx: TAKE IT TO PVT BOYS

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