309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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[01:11] NickSunshine: theres a story with that

[01:11] NickSunshine: we're walking thru this crowded ass show

[01:11] NickSunshine: and i see this thing sticking out of a lifelike fuckable tabletop ass/vagina

[01:11] NickSunshine: and im like

[01:12] NickSunshine: !

[01:12] NickSunshine: sell me that now.

[01:12] NickSunshine: brb

[01:15] NickSunshine: so dude couldnt find one in a box

[01:16] NickSunshine: and didnt want to sell me the demo

[01:16] NickSunshine: but i had to have it

[01:16] NickSunshine: so he pulls this greasy corncob out of the ass of this other fuck toy

[01:16] NickSunshine: wipes it off with a paper towel

[01:16] NickSunshine: puts it in a brown paper bag

[01:17] NickSunshine: and trades it for 10 bucks

[01:17] NickSunshine: awesome.
theres-a-story-with-that
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MY WIFE WENT TO HAWAII, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT.

My wife took a trip to Da Kine Bail Bonds while she was in Hawaii, and took quite a few pictures of the exterior, as well as some interesting shots thru the front window.
Nobody was there, or I would be posting pictures of Nikki posing with the whole team.

Bummer.
Maybe next time.

But, I'm gettin a T-Shirt THUMBSUP!