309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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You can have your very own wheel of pussy just like the one you see right here.

FREE.

The wheel has 16 spaces. You can change the size of the wheel, as well as linkage and images for 15 spaces by editing simple files.

The space labeled free spin is permanently linked to me.

You can get the free version here.

Contact me if you would like to discuss purchasing a custom, non-skim version of this product THUMBSUP!
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HTML VALIDATOR

HTML Validator is a Firefox extension that adds HTML validation to your browser window.

The number of errors of a HTML page is seen on the form of an icon in the status bar when browsing.

The details of the errors are seen when looking the HTML source of the page.

Just found this today, and I have a lot of work to do. . .

Great tool tho, even if it brings bad news THUMBSUP!
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This extension provides a lot of the tools that I really need in my day to day operations.

I can't wait to get it installed, just for a couple of these features:

Undo Stupid Changes SMILE

Adjust Boss' Attitude BIG GRIN

Insert Brilliance THUMBSUP!

Save Weekend HAHAHA

SWEET!
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SCREENGRAB!

ScreenGrab! is a FireFox extension that I use almost daily.

It can grab full size web pages in one grab, as well as selected areas of a page.

It doesn't grab flash, or video so you may not get the exact results that you want, but with a clever print screen and some photoshop ninjitsu, you can make it work.

Even with those limitations, I highly recommend it. THUMBSUP!
WARNING:
HIDE YOUR MONEY!

Enter some keywords:

goldfish
porn
sex
quesadilla
fuck

And this tool combines them and checks to see whats available for you to buy.

DANGEROUS.

For extra fun and spending opportunity, dont forget to check the prefix and suffix boxes THUMBSUP!

I gotta go find my credit card.
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First let me say that it is a damn shame that I can't load this post up with tons of affiliate links promoting this product...

After I came back inside from my after dinner cigarette tonight, I found this little treasure on my tv screen.

Now, I know you are thinking 'Nick, why in the hell are you blogging about power tools?
Isn't this site about porn?'

Why, Yes.
I have lots of links to porn here, but I wanted to share something that I thought was pretty damn cool. MY TWO CENTS

So,
The MultiMaster Renovation and Remodeling Tool looks like a kickass product! You can cut anything with its carbide blades, and it won't cut your hand off.

The secret is oscillation-
The MultiMaster doesn't rotate or orbit like other power tools. . .it oscillates.

Awesome stuff.
I still havent bought mine, but I'm hinting to my wife about Christmas BIG GRIN

If you decide to buy one for me, let me know.

k, thx THUMBSUP!