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TV IS GOOD AGAIN

Ok guys, I finally found a new reason to watch more television.

Get your chick to layout on the floor in her panties and flip thru the channels for you.

I may never move again. THUMBSUP!
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THIS AINT NO UNCLE BEN'S RICE

(maybe Uncle Yuen tho)

A village in Japan has been making rice art in their fields using several types of different colored rice strains.

Amazing what science, some software, and a little aerial photography can come up with eh?
IPOD 2:
ELECTRIC
BOOGLALOO

This is perfect for those lazy inner city afternoons.

Want that retro feel with all the modern luxuries you're used to?

The Lasonic i931.

Batteries not included.
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I've gotta tell ya, The Microsoft Surface is pretty fucking exciting technology.

HOWEVER

This video had me laughing out loud.

It's a very well done parody of the demo clips you can find at the MS Surface website, with the addition of some pretty inconvenient truths RASBERRY

I hope it will play Ms. Pac Man and Centipede like the old cocktail systems.