309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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[01:18] NickSunshine: just in case you were worried
[01:18] NickSunshine: that the show after next might suck
[01:19] Jimmy: I was feeling so good.
[01:19] Jimmy: and you fucked it up
[01:19] Jimmy: I hate you now
[01:19] NickSunshine: and, just in case you were worried
[01:19] NickSunshine: that you might spend that entire night looking at some dudes ass
[01:19] Jimmy: I was thinking about cool shit
[01:19] Jimmy: and then this
[01:20] Jimmy: what the hell?
[01:21] NickSunshine: thats the brains behind pinback
[01:21] NickSunshine: and just in case you were worried
[01:21] NickSunshine: that he might only be naked for one song
[01:21] Jimmy: I want to die now, goodbye
[02:08] NickSunshine: i suck at the internet
[02:09] NickSunshine: myspace termed my account today.
[02:09] NickSunshine: digg termed my account today.
[02:09] NickSunshine: guess it's what i get for not reading the terms of use BIG GRIN
THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET

Here we can see the youtube generation in action.

Now, I don't have kids yet-

When I do, remind me not to let them near the computer.

And then mom just bops along.

Probably a setup, but it is what it is.
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This extension provides a lot of the tools that I really need in my day to day operations.

I can't wait to get it installed, just for a couple of these features:

Undo Stupid Changes SMILE

Adjust Boss' Attitude BIG GRIN

Insert Brilliance THUMBSUP!

Save Weekend HAHAHA

SWEET!
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES
WITH THAT?

I wanted to be a firefighter when I was a kid.
(my mom says I wanted to be a trashman too)

Something about big trucks I guess.

I have this poster framed and waiting to get hung in my office.

I really enjoy the way they think over at Despair, Inc., and you should too. THUMBSUP!

While you're there, check out


available in 3 distinct editions
(for leaders of varying distinction)
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OOOPS. I DID IT AGAIN

I decided to give Kimo a plug last night.
Sounds innocent enough eh? NOPE.

As you might know, I suck at the internet.

There I am carrying on about all the hot chicks at Kimo's Babes, and without even noticing, I drop a NSFW BLOG gallery into the mix.

Sorry buddy. I will get it right one of these days. THUMBSUP!