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A priest offered a lift to a Nun.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said-
”Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest removed his hand.
But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said,
“Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
MORAL OF THE STORY
If you are not well informed in your job- You might miss a great opportunity. | |
| WARNING
If you are reading this, this guy needs to talk to you ASAP.
Just to make sure he dotted every T and crossed every I, he even gave us a list.
REPENT NOW!
Pot Smoking Little Devils, Lewd Women, False Religions, Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men, Sports Nuts!, Rebellious Women, Child Molesting Homosexuals (what about heterosexuals??), Witches, Mormons, Liar (just one, you know who you are)
What a fucking freak. 
"I'm gonna let my freak flag fly" - Jimi Hendrix | |
I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me?
The Dalai Lama, himself.
Twelfth son of the Lama.
The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.
So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one (big hitter, the Lama) long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier.
And do you know what the Lama says?
"Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga."
So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me.
And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."
So I got that goin' for me.
Which is nice. | | |
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