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Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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THIS AINT NO UNCLE BEN'S RICE

(maybe Uncle Yuen tho)

A village in Japan has been making rice art in their fields using several types of different colored rice strains.

Amazing what science, some software, and a little aerial photography can come up with eh?
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DESTROY THE COMPUTER


I don't even know what to say here, but I know that something must be said.

Another freak for the freak bin I suppose.

IT'S A HOMO
DEVIL'S MACHINE!

Awesome cause lady. . .

awesome. THUMBSUP!
WARNING

If you are reading this, this guy needs to talk to you ASAP.

Just to make sure he dotted every T and crossed every I, he even gave us a list.

REPENT NOW!

Pot Smoking Little Devils, Lewd Women, False Religions, Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men, Sports Nuts!, Rebellious Women, Child Molesting Homosexuals (what about heterosexuals??), Witches, Mormons, Liar (just one, you know who you are)

What a fucking freak. THUMBSUP!

"I'm gonna let my freak flag fly" - Jimi Hendrix
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Let me start by saying that I don't drink very often. when I do, I like margaritas.

Tequila really brings out the sunshine in Nick Sunshine.

My next favorite mixer is the


If you aren't already well acquainted with this little beauty, you really owe it to yourself to give it a go.

What you need:

a pint glass
a two oz shot glass
1 oz Baileys Irish Cream
1 oz Bushmills Irish Whiskey
1 Pint Guinness Draught

Step 1:
Pour Guinness into pint glass.

Step 2:
Pour Bushmills (Jameson if you're catholic) into shot glass.

Step 3:
Pour Baileys into shot glass on top of the Bushmills.

Step 4:
Quickly drop the shot glass into the pint glass.

Step 5:
Pound it.

Don't drink and drive.

k,thx THUMBSUP!