309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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[08:45] NickSunshine: just spent like 3hrs on the phone with a friend of mine
[08:46] NickSunshine: im totally depressed and feel like giving up.
[08:46] Sands: What happened?
[08:46] NickSunshine: i suck, and theres no future
[08:46] Sands: Bullshit.
[08:46] NickSunshine: im gonna work at a job i hate until i die.
[08:46] Sands: Only if you say you are.
[08:47] NickSunshine: yea, thats kinda how im seein it
[08:47] NickSunshine: i dont get it
[08:47] NickSunshine: and apparantly have no interest in getting it
[08:47] Sands: If you're thinking about it, you're interested in it.
[08:47] NickSunshine: everything i do is for naught
[08:47] NickSunshine: its worthless
[08:47] NickSunshine: bah
[08:47] Sands: You're being silly.
[08:48] NickSunshine: na, im just defeated
[08:48] NickSunshine: ill snap back
[08:48] NickSunshine: or i wont
[08:48] NickSunshine: either way, wont really matter
[08:48] Sands: Of course it will.
[08:48] NickSunshine: the status quo will maintain
[08:48] NickSunshine: i will continue to build crap
[08:48] Sands: Only if you want it to.
[08:48] NickSunshine: well, i really want to build what i want to build
[08:49] NickSunshine: unfortunately, thats all worthless crap
[08:49] NickSunshine: so my options are
[08:49] NickSunshine: admit defeat and continue in spite of it
[08:49] NickSunshine: or give up and save the effort
[08:49] Sands: Or you can compromise.
[08:49] NickSunshine: nope
[08:49] NickSunshine: not an option
[08:50] NickSunshine: i will win on my terms, or i will die trying
[08:50] Sands: Of course it is.
[08:50] Sands: Change your terms.
[08:50] NickSunshine: not if it means compromise
[08:50] NickSunshine: lol
[08:50] Sands: lol
[08:50] Sands: Grrr.
[08:50] NickSunshine: ill change em all day long to my benefit
[08:50] NickSunshine: but me isnt the same as profit
[08:57] NickSunshine: fuck
[08:57] NickSunshine: im tired and losing time wallowing in self pity
[08:58] NickSunshine: i need to sleep but im too wired on espresso
[08:58] NickSunshine: i think im gonna document my meltdown on my blog.
BABE LINKIN!

Ok, I got back in touch with my artistic side this week, and decided to redesign www.babelinkin.com, since it was really just a sexy banner ( I'm still really proud of it WINK WINK ) and cheesy text tgp template I made awhile ago when I was going thru that phase.

Now, I suppose I am going thru my "redesign the cheesy text tgp template phase" since I have my eyes on a couple other sites that could really stand a whole new look BIG GRIN

I really dig this new look and the response has been positive!

stay tuned. . .more to come THUMBSUP!
babe-linkin
[22:38] NickSunshine: ok, the first houseoflightspeed 100% generated gallery
[22:38] NickSunshine: ashley lightspeed - lesbian lineup
[22:39] NickSunshine: now if i could make it create a 100% generated blog post to go with it
[22:40] spasmo: copy everything sands has ever said into a file and have it randomize it RASBERRY
[22:40] NickSunshine: hahahaha
[22:40] Sands: "Check out these stupid sluts playing with each other. You know what I would do if I was there? You, you wanna know? I'd fuck 'em."
[22:40] Sands: lol, spasmo
[22:40] NickSunshine: lmao sands
[22:40] spasmo: lol
[22:40] spasmo: perfect sands. nick, you owe sands 95 cents.
[22:40] spasmo: might be $1.25 now
[22:40] Sands: LOL
FEEL MEEEEE-
TOUCH MEEEE!

Most of the domains I own, and the pages I build crack me up somehow. . . www.braille-tgp.com is no exception.

This page is totally worthless. SMILE

The blind cannot feel braille on their monitor screen.

Sure, there are technologies available to assist them in their web (porn) surfing experience, but those require text.

No text here babe BIG GRIN

I could have built the page in html, and forced the braille font on every user!, but that would have been sketchy and probably would have sucked. Plus, where's the fun in that?

I love flash, and try to use every opportunity I get to exploit it to the fullest.

Tell a friend THUMBSUP!
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WHEEL! OF!
PUSSY!

So, I have been rolling around in the flash a little bit lately, and this is my latest toy.

It's your basic vegas style wheel of fortune game-

You press and hold the button to get the wheel turning, let it go and wait for the wheel to stop.

Added a couple spots for you to get some free porn, or see some of my friend's pages, and then the OMG WTF spot.

Probably not gonna find what you were looking for there.
(or maybe it's exactly what you need)

Anyway- check it out at wheelofpussy.com

k thx THUMBSUP!
I SUCK AT THE INTERNET


Hi!

My name is Nick Sunshine, and I suck at the internet.

I can't even type my own url.

Feeble.

Thank you for letting me share THUMBSUP!
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START YOUR ENGINES

Sweet Devon is one of my favorite Lightspeed Girls.

She's got a really pretty face, a hot ass, and some big natural titties-

So-

Here is what I think you should do:

Bookmark this site so you can come back later for more great suggestions BIG GRIN

then, go to


and sign up immediately.

k thx THUMBSUP!
[13:03] jpwhits: what does the =P mean?
[13:04] jpwhits: is it a smiley?
[13:04] NickSunshine: im not sure
[13:05] dcord: yeah what does the logo mean
[13:05] dcord: i dont get it
[13:05] NickSunshine: <shrug>
[13:05] dcord: lol
[13:06] dcord: certainly it has some meaning
[13:06] jpwhits: im stealing it
[13:06] jpwhits: for my huge multinational conglomerate
[13:07] NickSunshine: well, hm
[13:07] *** yzwaf has signed off IRC (Connection reset by peer).
[13:07] NickSunshine: its a um
[13:07] NickSunshine: triangle
[13:07] NickSunshine: with a =P in the middle of it
[13:07] NickSunshine: with a circle behind it
[13:08] NickSunshine: if its not obvious, i dunno what to say
[13:08] dcord: i see what it is
[13:09] dcord: i just dont see what it means lol
[13:09] dcord: why a triangle with arrows
[13:09] dcord: and why a =P
[13:09] NickSunshine: i have no idea
[13:09] dcord: is =P better than WINK WINK
[13:09] NickSunshine: o for sure.
[13:09] dcord: you should think up some meaning behind it
[13:10] dcord: cause everyone is gonna ask
[13:10] NickSunshine: what makes you think there is no meaning?
[13:10] NickSunshine: perhaps its a secret?

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