309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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[13:25] ColdWarKid: can you get me into Cold War Kids free?
[13:25] ColdWarKid: I'll pay you
[13:26] NickSunshine: you know the rules
[13:26] ColdWarKid: I forgot them
[13:26] NickSunshine: blowjobs = tickets
[13:26] NickSunshine: the unwritten rule of the show
[13:26] NickSunshine: BIG GRIN
[13:26] ColdWarKid: yea
[13:27] NickSunshine: you dont gotta blow me tho
[13:27] NickSunshine: you just gotta find someone to blow me.
[13:27] NickSunshine: BIG GRIN
[13:28] ColdWarKid: hmmm
[13:28] ColdWarKid: what if I get your wife to blow ya?
[13:28] NickSunshine: lol i could do that
[13:28] NickSunshine: i wanna see what you can arrange
[13:28] NickSunshine: BIG GRIN
[13:28] NickSunshine: hahahahahahah
[13:28] ColdWarKid: yea, but I'll take the work out of it for you
[13:29] NickSunshine: you make a list of chicks willing to blow me for your tickets
[13:29] NickSunshine: and then send me pics so i can giggle
[13:30] NickSunshine: i want you to start going thru your mental rolodex
[13:30] NickSunshine: and trying to decide who to ask
[13:30] ColdWarKid: hmmm
[13:30] ColdWarKid: I don't know any chicks man
[13:31] ColdWarKid: I'm a loner
[13:31] ColdWarKid: a rebel
[13:31] NickSunshine: what about dirty julie
[13:31] NickSunshine: wasnt that her name?
[13:31] ColdWarKid: dirty Jackie
[13:31] NickSunshine: jackie
[13:31] NickSunshine: lol
[13:31] NickSunshine: shes dirty
[13:31] NickSunshine: whatever happened to her?
[13:31] NickSunshine: no longer a coworker?
[13:32] ColdWarKid: nope
[13:32] ColdWarKid: still friends tho
[13:32] NickSunshine: still dirty?
[13:32] ColdWarKid: she's online now
[13:32] ColdWarKid: never dirty
[13:32] ColdWarKid: furthest from dirty
[13:32] NickSunshine: think she'll blow me so you can see cold war kids?
[13:33] ColdWarKid: prob not
[13:33] NickSunshine: bummer
[13:34] ColdWarKid: I liek the cold war kids
[13:34] NickSunshine: enough to ask jackie if she would blow me?
[13:37] ColdWarKid: WINK WINK
[13:41] ColdWarKid:[paste]
[15:35]ColdWarKid: My friend Nick wants a BJ before he gets me into a cold war kids show for free.
[15:36]ColdWarKid: Will you do it?
[15:36]Dirty Jackie: What!? Are you serious?
[15:37]ColdWarKid: yes SMILE
[15:37]Dirty Jackie: Can he get me in too?
[15:38]ColdWarKid: yes SMILE
[15:38]Dirty Jackie: I'll totally blow him. I'm serious.
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[13:54] NickSunshine: LMAO
[13:54] NickSunshine: thats fuckin comedy bro
[13:54] NickSunshine: i will get you both in
[13:54] NickSunshine: no blowjob necessary
[13:55] NickSunshine: just wanted a willingness
[13:55] NickSunshine: thats what makes a real fan BIG GRIN
[13:56] ColdWarKid: hahahaha
[13:56] ColdWarKid: that's awesome
[13:57] NickSunshine: i think we learned a little somethin about your friend jackie too!
Still at starbucks, and my buddy here just showed me this on his phone.

When I say weak azz -

You say bitch.

WEAK AZZ!

BITCH!


k thx THUMBSUP!
HOLY 1969 BATMAN!

The Grateful Dead hangin with Hef?

Say it ain't so BIG GRIN

PLAYBOY AFTER DARK
JULY 10, 1969

Jerry chats with Hef by the bar, and then takes the stage with the rest of the band to play a sweet version of Mountains of the Moon.

Too cool daddy-o, too cool THUMBSUP!
RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIL

A friend of mine has been trying to get me to watch this for a really long time.

"Everythings turning out real smooth. . ."

"What do you say we crank it up a notch?"

HUMILIATION
AT THE
ANIMAL PARTY

Jerry Garcia


This is my favorite piece of artwork in the whole world.

Yes, I love the Grateful Dead.
Yes, thats how I found this.
But, the picture really speaks to me.

(and you, shhhh listen)

I really feel sorry for the poor rabbit, I know how it feels.

(but I can see where the turtle is coming from too)RASBERRY

At approximately 8 inches x 8 inches sqaure, this piece isnt much bigger than a cocktail napkin.

Available signed and numbered in an edition of 500. $4500

Someday this will hang in my bathroom.
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