309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
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I was loving the way this cute russian girl danced all slow and sexy for the camera, and then the awesome close ups of her sweet little snatch got my cock so hard I had to go inside and jack off to the rest of her clips over at nubiles.net

I suggest you do the same THUMBSUP!
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MASTURBATE FOR PEACE

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

As we begin with this act of self-love, we encourage others to do the same, to take pleasure in life and to share masturbation's positive energy with a world in need.

Joining this movement is simple. Just masturbate in your own way, focusing your thoughts and energy towards love and peace. Encourage others to do the same.

Please visit www.masturbateforpeace.com and sign the petition today!
10 THINGS EVERY GIRL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BOYS AND THEIR PRIVATES

The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs.

That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

For the other 9 reasons, check out this fact sheet at ironhymen.com THUMBSUP!
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This handy chart details how the amount of porn you watch affects your social life.

Very scientific, and what a fancy looking graphic.

How many databases are you in?

How much respect do your friends have for you?

How strong are your forearms WINK WINK

How many horse penises have your seen?

Well, good thing i don't look at much porn BIG GRIN

I uh, gotta check my email. . .

Leave your answers to the questions in the box at the bottom of the page.

k thx THUMBSUP!
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I can't wait for Weeds to come back in August, so I hit up google video to get my fix.

Here's some excellent advice from Uncle Andy that will help get ya through the day THUMBSUP!

Hell, I even learned a thing or two SMILE