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OOOOOOOOO Jay and Silent Bob-

I wanna suck youse guys dicks!
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WHAT SARAH SAID

Death Cab For Cutie

And it came to me then
That every plan is a tiny prayer to Father Time
As I stared at my shoes in the ICU
That reeked of piss and 409
And I rationed my breaths as I said to myself
That I'd already taken too much today
As each descending peak on the LCD
Took you a little farther away from me
Away from me

Amongst the vending machines and year old magazines
In a place where we only say goodbye
It stung like a violent wind that our memories depend
On a faulty camera in our minds
But I knew that you were a truth
I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all
And I looked around at all the eyes on the ground
As the TV entertained itself

Because there's no comfort in the waiting room
Just nervous pacers bracing for bad news
Then the nurse comes around and everyone lifts their head
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said
That love is watching someone die

So who's going to watch you die
So who's going to watch you die
So who's going to watch you die

I don't own any Death Cab For Cutie.

Never listened to them either.

I did listen to The Cure and Bauhaus when I was a kid, and still do sometimes.

However.

When I was younger, those people were heroes.
Now they are freaks.
Today I am wondering if it is ok to have freaky heroes.

Probably ok if you're a freak. THUMBSUP!
HOLY 1969 BATMAN!

The Grateful Dead hangin with Hef?

Say it ain't so BIG GRIN

PLAYBOY AFTER DARK
JULY 10, 1969

Jerry chats with Hef by the bar, and then takes the stage with the rest of the band to play a sweet version of Mountains of the Moon.

Too cool daddy-o, too cool THUMBSUP!
[23:56] spasmo: i want the boxes o' death bot to come back. i'm so easy to please
[23:56] NickSunshine: the boxes o death bot?
[23:57] NickSunshine: before my time
[23:57] spasmo: some dude that kept logging in and saying boxes o' death, doing some ascii, logging out
[23:57] spasmo: then one night he spoke of huge oranges in australia
[23:57] NickSunshine: thats hot
[23:57] spasmo: some geeky teen out there is a legend here and he doesn't even know it
[23:58] spasmo: <spasmo> then one night he spoke of huge oranges in australia
[23:58] spasmo: why did i type that? lol
[23:58] NickSunshine: quoted for truth
WEBMASTERS!

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Are you sending it to Made In Porn?

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Plus, Tanker and Ellisa are awesome. THUMBSUP!

I will save the hero worship for another post.

BUT

just know that it's coming. SMILE
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This seems to be a recurring theme with me, so im gonna roll with it.

#2 in my brand new
"Webmasters I Wish I Was" series is . . .

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hahahaha W I W I W

Lets see...fuzebox and I have a pretty interesting relationship. . .

He hates most of the pages I build, and has told me so. I respect him having the balls to say so, and for some reason, I respect his opinion.

But the reason he is here right now is this:

fuze has a submit account at www.18to19.com.

More about that some other time, but lets just say it impressed me enough to get him here.

fuze runs shagdump.com, which is no big deal (neither is me plugging him) BIG GRIN , because he has his hands in a lot more than some silly little video dump.

But, for the record... Shagdump is...



If you like websites anyway.

When I told him I was doing this, it went kinda like this...

If you read that text and pay close attention (or click the next link), you might catch a clue as to who the next Webmaster I Wish I Was could be.

k thx THUMBSUP!
LINK ASS.

RAVEN RILEY.


Sometimes I really wish I was Kimo.

Right now is one of those times.

If I were Kimo, I would have a fansign from Raven Riley with my site name across her sweet ass.

That would be so tight, because then people would look at Raven's juicy booty and see my site.

Wow, I mean... WOW!


Look at that ass ------- >

If it's good enough for Raven's Ass...

It's gotta be good enough for your ass.

Go see Kimo, and sign up for Raven's site today!
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