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What company makes fucking plastic carrots? and is this company in the sex toy industry? Do they make these plastic carrots purely for the purpose of these girls to stick them in their pussy?
Answers to all of these questions (and the entire article) are waiting for you at the home of plastic carrots. . .
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[01:18] NickSunshine: just in case you were worried
[01:18] NickSunshine: that the show after next might suck
[01:19] Jimmy: I was feeling so good.
[01:19] Jimmy: and you fucked it up
[01:19] Jimmy: I hate you now
[01:19] NickSunshine: and, just in case you were worried
[01:19] NickSunshine: that you might spend that entire night looking at some dudes ass
[01:19] Jimmy: I was thinking about cool shit
[01:19] Jimmy: and then this
[01:20] Jimmy: what the hell?
[01:21] NickSunshine: thats the brains behind pinback
[01:21] NickSunshine: and just in case you were worried
[01:21] NickSunshine: that he might only be naked for one song
[01:21] Jimmy: I want to die now, goodbye | |
[15:12] Jaysin: nick your site is pretty much becomming bash.org but without teh funnehs
[15:12] NickSunshine: fu?
[15:12] NickSunshine: ya
[15:12] NickSunshine: fu.
[15:12] NickSunshine:  | |
[22:34] Overlord_45`: Subject: HOT SITE IN BETA-GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
[22:34] Overlord_45`: HDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM
[22:34] Overlord_45`: We need some BAD ASS AFFILIATES for this baby!
[22:34] Overlord_45`: ALL content is in this site and man it's loaded
[22:34] Overlord_45`: and surfers are eating it up.
[22:34] NickSunshine: wow overlord
[22:34] NickSunshine: im convinced
[22:35] NickSunshine: they can have my 2 hits a day
[22:35] mechanicvirus: doesnt announcing the site defeat the purpose of beta
[22:35] Overlord_45`: i was going to promote it
[22:35] Overlord_45`: but i don't think i qualify as a bad ass affiliate
[22:35] ktj4l: doesn't filming ugly girls in HD make it even worse that they're ugly?
[22:35] NickSunshine: youre totally bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: lol
[22:35] NickSunshine: tell them i said so
[22:35] Overlord_45`: ben what does it take to qualify as bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: do you have a bad ass overlord?
[22:35] NickSunshine: i can make a post about it if you need proof
[22:36] ktj4l: i bet you perfectgonzo would convert if they didn't film in shitty-ass HD
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill vouch for you
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill be like "this guy isnt just badass.. hes superpeen"
[22:36] mechanicvirus: they'll be like "oh snap!"
[22:36] NickSunshine: i can make a post where both steve and i vouch for your bad ass
[22:36] Tony|: they need to start rubbing petroleum jelly on the lenses
[22:36] ktj4l: who released this site, overlord?
[22:36] Overlord_45`: college girl cash
[22:36] mechanicvirus: hopefully badgirlbucks
[22:36] mechanicvirus: LOL
[22:36] mechanicvirus: damn
[22:36] ktj4l: http://www.hdcollegegirls.com/mod/amanda/tn07.jpg
[22:37] mechanicvirus: wait college girl cash
[22:37] Tony|: trash face
[22:37] mechanicvirus: i think i know the owner
[22:37] rmuser: I spy a titmole
[22:37] Overlord_45`: HD must stand for "hideous display"
[22:37] ktj4l: deecash bought this? | |
[23:44] Sands: Looks like GFY has some function
[23:44] Sands: where it takes a sentence that's all caps
[23:44] Sands: and turns it into a sentence
[23:44] Sands: where only the first letter of each word is capitalized.
[23:44] fuzebox: yes
[23:44] fuzebox: it's had that for ever
[23:46] Sands: Ah, neato bandito.
[23:46] NickSunshine: sands: http://php.net/ucwords
[23:46] Sands: Oh nice.
[23:47] fuzebox: si
[23:49] NickSunshine: i much prefer strtolower tho
[23:49] * NickSunshine is an idiot
[23:49] * Tumek agrees.
[23:49] Tumek: haha
[23:50] Sands: What's the difference between the two?
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtolower makes it all lowercase
[23:50] Sands: Oh ok.
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtoupper MAKES IT UPPERCASE
[23:50] NickSunshine: ucwords Makes It Look Teh Gay!
[23:50] Sands: strtovideo makes it a B movie.
[23:50] Sands: Actually, that's a shitty joke.
[23:50] Sands: Please accept my apologies.
[23:50] NickSunshine: pretty funny the second time
[23:50] Sands: lol
[23:51] NickSunshine: mildly funny the first time
[23:51] Sands: That's my kind of humor...
[23:51] Sands: not funny at first, but when you think about it more, you want to punch stuff.
[23:51] NickSunshine: lol
[23:51] bosshog: sawp
[23:52] bosshog:
[23:52] Tumek: lol, I liked that joke Sands, nice work.
[23:52] NickSunshine: yea, it gets better every time
[23:52] Sands: Jefe de Swine!
[23:52] NickSunshine: i think its time to make it last forever | |
[00:38] nofx: nick
[00:38] nofx: you have a got damn chat site on yer website
[00:38] nofx: thats leet as fuck
[00:38] xxxblogger: cool
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: i havent done design in like almost 2 years
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: i hurts my hand and just cant anymore
[00:38] xxxblogger: im not that great at design i can do html thats about it
[00:38] *** NickSunshine has changed the topic on channel #webmasters to:
AfterShockMedia: leave my domain alone fag | put irc.slashnet.org / #webmasters in your sigs! .:. Happy 4/22 . #webmasters):. | nofx needs epass/paypal xfer.
[00:38] xxxblogger: u should hire me to update ur sites 
[00:38] NickSunshine: lol nofx
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: haha i can update fine
[00:38] NickSunshine: chat ftw!
[00:39] xxxblogger: no u cant ur gf told me u had carpel tunnel
[00:39] nofx: wheres my CONVO AT
[00:39] xxxblogger: i only charge 50 an hour
[00:39] nofx: >:O
[00:40] NickSunshine: coming right up! | |
[16:05] NickSunshine: does anyone know who runs www.hottystop.com ?
[16:06] mechanicvirus: no
[16:06] mechanicvirus: that guy is an asshole
[16:06] NickSunshine: i really like the look of his site
[16:06] mechanicvirus: hes a real assbutt
[16:06] NickSunshine: feels like he spends a lot of time picking out the quality
[16:06] NickSunshine: really nice if you ask me
[16:06] mechanicvirus: he probably just stole it all
[16:07] NickSunshine: yeah
[16:07] Jaysin: that guy who runs hottystop is a flaming queer
[16:07] Jaysin: tried to hit on me once over aim
[16:07] NickSunshine: whoa
[16:07] mechanicvirus: what a shitty name
[16:07] NickSunshine: jaysin
[16:07] mechanicvirus: cant even spell hottie right
[16:07] NickSunshine: what are you doin here!
[16:07] NickSunshine: lmao
[16:07] NickSunshine: hi 
[16:07] Jaysin: loool
[16:08] Jaysin: hi nice
[16:08] mechanicvirus: and wtf does hottystop even mean | |
[13:25] ColdWarKid: can you get me into Cold War Kids free?
[13:25] ColdWarKid: I'll pay you
[13:26] NickSunshine: you know the rules
[13:26] ColdWarKid: I forgot them
[13:26] NickSunshine: blowjobs = tickets
[13:26] NickSunshine: the unwritten rule of the show
[13:26] NickSunshine:
[13:26] ColdWarKid: yea
[13:27] NickSunshine: you dont gotta blow me tho
[13:27] NickSunshine: you just gotta find someone to blow me.
[13:27] NickSunshine:
[13:28] ColdWarKid: hmmm
[13:28] ColdWarKid: what if I get your wife to blow ya?
[13:28] NickSunshine: lol i could do that
[13:28] NickSunshine: i wanna see what you can arrange
[13:28] NickSunshine:
[13:28] NickSunshine: hahahahahahah
[13:28] ColdWarKid: yea, but I'll take the work out of it for you
[13:29] NickSunshine: you make a list of chicks willing to blow me for your tickets
[13:29] NickSunshine: and then send me pics so i can giggle
[13:30] NickSunshine: i want you to start going thru your mental rolodex
[13:30] NickSunshine: and trying to decide who to ask
[13:30] ColdWarKid: hmmm
[13:30] ColdWarKid: I don't know any chicks man
[13:31] ColdWarKid: I'm a loner
[13:31] ColdWarKid: a rebel
[13:31] NickSunshine: what about dirty julie
[13:31] NickSunshine: wasnt that her name?
[13:31] ColdWarKid: dirty Jackie
[13:31] NickSunshine: jackie
[13:31] NickSunshine: lol
[13:31] NickSunshine: shes dirty
[13:31] NickSunshine: whatever happened to her?
[13:31] NickSunshine: no longer a coworker?
[13:32] ColdWarKid: nope
[13:32] ColdWarKid: still friends tho
[13:32] NickSunshine: still dirty?
[13:32] ColdWarKid: she's online now
[13:32] ColdWarKid: never dirty
[13:32] ColdWarKid: furthest from dirty
[13:32] NickSunshine: think she'll blow me so you can see cold war kids?
[13:33] ColdWarKid: prob not
[13:33] NickSunshine: bummer
[13:34] ColdWarKid: I liek the cold war kids
[13:34] NickSunshine: enough to ask jackie if she would blow me?
[13:37] ColdWarKid:
[13:41] ColdWarKid:[paste]
[15:35]ColdWarKid: My friend Nick wants a BJ before he gets me into a cold war kids show for free.
[15:36]ColdWarKid: Will you do it?
[15:36]Dirty Jackie: What!? Are you serious?
[15:37]ColdWarKid: yes
[15:37]Dirty Jackie: Can he get me in too?
[15:38]ColdWarKid: yes
[15:38]Dirty Jackie: I'll totally blow him. I'm serious.
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[13:54] NickSunshine: LMAO
[13:54] NickSunshine: thats fuckin comedy bro
[13:54] NickSunshine: i will get you both in
[13:54] NickSunshine: no blowjob necessary
[13:55] NickSunshine: just wanted a willingness
[13:55] NickSunshine: thats what makes a real fan
[13:56] ColdWarKid: hahahaha
[13:56] ColdWarKid: that's awesome
[13:57] NickSunshine: i think we learned a little somethin about your friend jackie too! | |
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