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OOOO SCARY
It scares me to think that I used to know people exactly like that.
I am starting to see some wisdom in (not so)random ass kickings just to get people to conform.
Scary times indeed.
Suddenly, I am more afraid of myself. | | |
| MY NUTS ITCH
A guy at work showed this to me today. . .
Here we have a gentleman being advised of his rights during a field sobriety test.
Watch him wiggle.
I almost started to feel sorry for him 
Fascinating.  | |
THANK GOD FOR THE INTERNET
Here we can see the youtube generation in action.
Now, I don't have kids yet-
When I do, remind me not to let them near the computer.
And then mom just bops along.
Probably a setup, but it is what it is. | | |
| DESTROY THE COMPUTER
I don't even know what to say here, but I know that something must be said.
Another freak for the freak bin I suppose.
IT'S A HOMO
DEVIL'S MACHINE!
Awesome cause lady. . .
awesome. | |
WHAT SARAH SAID
Death Cab For Cutie
And it came to me then
That every plan is a tiny prayer to Father Time
As I stared at my shoes in the ICU
That reeked of piss and 409
And I rationed my breaths as I said to myself
That I'd already taken too much today
As each descending peak on the LCD
Took you a little farther away from me
Away from me
Amongst the vending machines and year old magazines
In a place where we only say goodbye
It stung like a violent wind that our memories depend
On a faulty camera in our minds
But I knew that you were a truth
I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all
And I looked around at all the eyes on the ground
As the TV entertained itself
Because there's no comfort in the waiting room
Just nervous pacers bracing for bad news
Then the nurse comes around and everyone lifts their head
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said
That love is watching someone die
So who's going to watch you die
So who's going to watch you die
So who's going to watch you die
I don't own any Death Cab For Cutie.
Never listened to them either.
I did listen to The Cure and Bauhaus when I was a kid, and still do sometimes.
However.
When I was younger, those people were heroes.
Now they are freaks.
Today I am wondering if it is ok to have freaky heroes.
Probably ok if you're a freak. | | |
| WARNING
If you are reading this, this guy needs to talk to you ASAP.
Just to make sure he dotted every T and crossed every I, he even gave us a list.
REPENT NOW!
Pot Smoking Little Devils, Lewd Women, False Religions, Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men, Sports Nuts!, Rebellious Women, Child Molesting Homosexuals (what about heterosexuals??), Witches, Mormons, Liar (just one, you know who you are)
What a fucking freak.
"I'm gonna let my freak flag fly" - Jimi Hendrix | |
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