309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
 
 

 
I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO KIMO

Bahahaha this is a crack blog production! Tuck in yo chains and hide your wives because we getting buck up in here this aint no fuckin reggae party ya dig?

So grab your glass and get your seat because its time for me to tell you the tale of BIG DICK PETE!

Nah, fuck that I dont know nobody named Pete.

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