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What company makes fucking plastic carrots? and is this company in the sex toy industry? Do they make these plastic carrots purely for the purpose of these girls to stick them in their pussy?
Answers to all of these questions (and the entire article) are waiting for you at the home of plastic carrots. . .
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[01:18] NickSunshine: just in case you were worried
[01:18] NickSunshine: that the show after next might suck
[01:19] Jimmy: I was feeling so good.
[01:19] Jimmy: and you fucked it up
[01:19] Jimmy: I hate you now
[01:19] NickSunshine: and, just in case you were worried
[01:19] NickSunshine: that you might spend that entire night looking at some dudes ass
[01:19] Jimmy: I was thinking about cool shit
[01:19] Jimmy: and then this
[01:20] Jimmy: what the hell?
[01:21] NickSunshine: thats the brains behind pinback
[01:21] NickSunshine: and just in case you were worried
[01:21] NickSunshine: that he might only be naked for one song
[01:21] Jimmy: I want to die now, goodbye | |
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
ok, so today started off pretty much like every day. . .
i woke up and said hi to my wife, and handled the morning rituals. . .
then i turned on my monitors and took at look at the internet.
i always keep a couple channels of irc open and i tend to waste a lot of time there,
but today was special-
[12:21] *** CIVMatt has joined #webmasters.
[12:21] NickSunshine: hi matt 
[12:21] CIVMatt: omfg you guys need to go here NOW http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva
[12:21] CIVMatt: go go go
[12:21] CIVMatt: best thing ever on the internet
matt wasnt kidding 
eva appeals to something very dark inside me.
have you ever watched dr. gene scott?
watching sweet eva is alot like that.
half the time, i am laughing uncontrollably at her antics, half the time i am kind of depressed at how dark the world can be.
so, a couple minutes later, a bunch of familiar faces start showing up in her chat room,
some came from the paste in irc, some from a thread that matt started on gfy
either way, now i have people to talk to in there, and dont really have any intention of leaving.
i love to people watch, and probably should have gone into sociology 
either way, eva-
i wish you the best, i hope everything works out in your life.
but as long as you keep streaming, my friends and i are gonna keep laughing.  | |
[22:34] Overlord_45`: Subject: HOT SITE IN BETA-GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
[22:34] Overlord_45`: HDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM
[22:34] Overlord_45`: We need some BAD ASS AFFILIATES for this baby!
[22:34] Overlord_45`: ALL content is in this site and man it's loaded
[22:34] Overlord_45`: and surfers are eating it up.
[22:34] NickSunshine: wow overlord
[22:34] NickSunshine: im convinced
[22:35] NickSunshine: they can have my 2 hits a day
[22:35] mechanicvirus: doesnt announcing the site defeat the purpose of beta
[22:35] Overlord_45`: i was going to promote it
[22:35] Overlord_45`: but i don't think i qualify as a bad ass affiliate
[22:35] ktj4l: doesn't filming ugly girls in HD make it even worse that they're ugly?
[22:35] NickSunshine: youre totally bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: lol
[22:35] NickSunshine: tell them i said so
[22:35] Overlord_45`: ben what does it take to qualify as bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: do you have a bad ass overlord?
[22:35] NickSunshine: i can make a post about it if you need proof
[22:36] ktj4l: i bet you perfectgonzo would convert if they didn't film in shitty-ass HD
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill vouch for you
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill be like "this guy isnt just badass.. hes superpeen"
[22:36] mechanicvirus: they'll be like "oh snap!"
[22:36] NickSunshine: i can make a post where both steve and i vouch for your bad ass
[22:36] Tony|: they need to start rubbing petroleum jelly on the lenses
[22:36] ktj4l: who released this site, overlord?
[22:36] Overlord_45`: college girl cash
[22:36] mechanicvirus: hopefully badgirlbucks
[22:36] mechanicvirus: LOL
[22:36] mechanicvirus: damn
[22:36] ktj4l: http://www.hdcollegegirls.com/mod/amanda/tn07.jpg
[22:37] mechanicvirus: wait college girl cash
[22:37] Tony|: trash face
[22:37] mechanicvirus: i think i know the owner
[22:37] rmuser: I spy a titmole
[22:37] Overlord_45`: HD must stand for "hideous display"
[22:37] ktj4l: deecash bought this? | |
[23:44] Sands: Looks like GFY has some function
[23:44] Sands: where it takes a sentence that's all caps
[23:44] Sands: and turns it into a sentence
[23:44] Sands: where only the first letter of each word is capitalized.
[23:44] fuzebox: yes
[23:44] fuzebox: it's had that for ever
[23:46] Sands: Ah, neato bandito.
[23:46] NickSunshine: sands: http://php.net/ucwords
[23:46] Sands: Oh nice.
[23:47] fuzebox: si
[23:49] NickSunshine: i much prefer strtolower tho
[23:49] * NickSunshine is an idiot
[23:49] * Tumek agrees.
[23:49] Tumek: haha
[23:50] Sands: What's the difference between the two?
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtolower makes it all lowercase
[23:50] Sands: Oh ok.
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtoupper MAKES IT UPPERCASE
[23:50] NickSunshine: ucwords Makes It Look Teh Gay!
[23:50] Sands: strtovideo makes it a B movie.
[23:50] Sands: Actually, that's a shitty joke.
[23:50] Sands: Please accept my apologies.
[23:50] NickSunshine: pretty funny the second time
[23:50] Sands: lol
[23:51] NickSunshine: mildly funny the first time
[23:51] Sands: That's my kind of humor...
[23:51] Sands: not funny at first, but when you think about it more, you want to punch stuff.
[23:51] NickSunshine: lol
[23:51] bosshog: sawp
[23:52] bosshog:
[23:52] Tumek: lol, I liked that joke Sands, nice work.
[23:52] NickSunshine: yea, it gets better every time
[23:52] Sands: Jefe de Swine!
[23:52] NickSunshine: i think its time to make it last forever | |
[00:38] nofx: nick
[00:38] nofx: you have a got damn chat site on yer website
[00:38] nofx: thats leet as fuck
[00:38] xxxblogger: cool
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: i havent done design in like almost 2 years
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: i hurts my hand and just cant anymore
[00:38] xxxblogger: im not that great at design i can do html thats about it
[00:38] *** NickSunshine has changed the topic on channel #webmasters to:
AfterShockMedia: leave my domain alone fag | put irc.slashnet.org / #webmasters in your sigs! .:. Happy 4/22 . #webmasters):. | nofx needs epass/paypal xfer.
[00:38] xxxblogger: u should hire me to update ur sites
[00:38] NickSunshine: lol nofx
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: haha i can update fine
[00:38] NickSunshine: chat ftw!
[00:39] xxxblogger: no u cant ur gf told me u had carpel tunnel
[00:39] nofx: wheres my CONVO AT
[00:39] xxxblogger: i only charge 50 an hour
[00:39] nofx: >:O
[00:40] NickSunshine: coming right up! | |
[19:00] b6tsy: http://galleries.adult-empire.com/54/5418/181/4.jpg
[19:00] kinglou: yuk
[19:00] b6tsy: yeah kinda disturbing
[19:00] NickSunshine: is that a penis tip?
[19:00] NickSunshine: wtf is it
[19:01] b6tsy: coochie
[19:01] NickSunshine: lol
[19:01] NickSunshine: which way is up
[19:01] NickSunshine: LMAO
[19:01] NickSunshine: i liek it
[19:01] NickSunshine: its artistic
[19:02] b6tsy: haha
[19:02] b6tsy: glad you are amused
[19:02] NickSunshine: do either of you wanna trade pluggies?
[19:02] NickSunshine: ive got a whole new schema at myfirstpornsite
[19:02] NickSunshine:
[19:02] Overlord_45: i'm not totally sure what that is,
[19:02] Overlord_45: and frankly, i'm not sure i want to know
[19:02] b6tsy: im about to watch some top chef and go to bed,
[19:02] b6tsy: but we can discuss it tomorrow
[19:03] b6tsy: the plugs, not the coochie burger that is 
[19:03] NickSunshine: we might still be discussing the coochieburger
[19:03] b6tsy: i dont doubt it hehe | |
[13:25] ColdWarKid: can you get me into Cold War Kids free?
[13:25] ColdWarKid: I'll pay you
[13:26] NickSunshine: you know the rules
[13:26] ColdWarKid: I forgot them
[13:26] NickSunshine: blowjobs = tickets
[13:26] NickSunshine: the unwritten rule of the show
[13:26] NickSunshine:
[13:26] ColdWarKid: yea
[13:27] NickSunshine: you dont gotta blow me tho
[13:27] NickSunshine: you just gotta find someone to blow me.
[13:27] NickSunshine:
[13:28] ColdWarKid: hmmm
[13:28] ColdWarKid: what if I get your wife to blow ya?
[13:28] NickSunshine: lol i could do that
[13:28] NickSunshine: i wanna see what you can arrange
[13:28] NickSunshine:
[13:28] NickSunshine: hahahahahahah
[13:28] ColdWarKid: yea, but I'll take the work out of it for you
[13:29] NickSunshine: you make a list of chicks willing to blow me for your tickets
[13:29] NickSunshine: and then send me pics so i can giggle
[13:30] NickSunshine: i want you to start going thru your mental rolodex
[13:30] NickSunshine: and trying to decide who to ask
[13:30] ColdWarKid: hmmm
[13:30] ColdWarKid: I don't know any chicks man
[13:31] ColdWarKid: I'm a loner
[13:31] ColdWarKid: a rebel
[13:31] NickSunshine: what about dirty julie
[13:31] NickSunshine: wasnt that her name?
[13:31] ColdWarKid: dirty Jackie
[13:31] NickSunshine: jackie
[13:31] NickSunshine: lol
[13:31] NickSunshine: shes dirty
[13:31] NickSunshine: whatever happened to her?
[13:31] NickSunshine: no longer a coworker?
[13:32] ColdWarKid: nope
[13:32] ColdWarKid: still friends tho
[13:32] NickSunshine: still dirty?
[13:32] ColdWarKid: she's online now
[13:32] ColdWarKid: never dirty
[13:32] ColdWarKid: furthest from dirty
[13:32] NickSunshine: think she'll blow me so you can see cold war kids?
[13:33] ColdWarKid: prob not
[13:33] NickSunshine: bummer
[13:34] ColdWarKid: I liek the cold war kids
[13:34] NickSunshine: enough to ask jackie if she would blow me?
[13:37] ColdWarKid:
[13:41] ColdWarKid:[paste]
[15:35]ColdWarKid: My friend Nick wants a BJ before he gets me into a cold war kids show for free.
[15:36]ColdWarKid: Will you do it?
[15:36]Dirty Jackie: What!? Are you serious?
[15:37]ColdWarKid: yes
[15:37]Dirty Jackie: Can he get me in too?
[15:38]ColdWarKid: yes
[15:38]Dirty Jackie: I'll totally blow him. I'm serious.
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[13:54] NickSunshine: LMAO
[13:54] NickSunshine: thats fuckin comedy bro
[13:54] NickSunshine: i will get you both in
[13:54] NickSunshine: no blowjob necessary
[13:55] NickSunshine: just wanted a willingness
[13:55] NickSunshine: thats what makes a real fan
[13:56] ColdWarKid: hahahaha
[13:56] ColdWarKid: that's awesome
[13:57] NickSunshine: i think we learned a little somethin about your friend jackie too! | |
[21:41] Caffiend: im signed up to WAY too many ccbill sponsors
[21:41] mechanicvirus: wtf are you talking about
[21:41] Caffiend: if i email them and ask nicely, will they remove shit?
[21:41] jared: caff - i had to call them
[21:42] jared: and be like please remove "cock in her cunt" and "throat fuckers"
[21:42] Caffiend: ugh
[21:42] jared: and the little paki guy laughed
[21:42] Caffiend: i cant be bothered then
[21:42] Red|HotBodShop: lol | |
| FROZEN POOP!
(* on a stick )
sure, this can of poop freeze looks innocent enough-
BUT
it seems a little bit strange that it is filed under 'kitchen and dining' dont you think?
unless you're into that kind of thing | |
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