309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
 
 

 
Let me start by saying that I don't drink very often. when I do, I like margaritas.

Tequila really brings out the sunshine in Nick Sunshine.

My next favorite mixer is the


If you aren't already well acquainted with this little beauty, you really owe it to yourself to give it a go.

What you need:

a pint glass
a two oz shot glass
1 oz Baileys Irish Cream
1 oz Bushmills Irish Whiskey
1 Pint Guinness Draught

Step 1:
Pour Guinness into pint glass.

Step 2:
Pour Bushmills (Jameson if you're catholic) into shot glass.

Step 3:
Pour Baileys into shot glass on top of the Bushmills.

Step 4:
Quickly drop the shot glass into the pint glass.

Step 5:
Pound it.

Don't drink and drive.

k,thx THUMBSUP!
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