309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
 
 

 
[19:00] b6tsy: http://galleries.adult-empire.com/54/5418/181/4.jpg
[19:00] kinglou: yuk
[19:00] b6tsy: yeah kinda disturbing
[19:00] NickSunshine: is that a penis tip?
[19:00] NickSunshine: wtf is it
[19:01] b6tsy: coochie
[19:01] NickSunshine: lol
[19:01] NickSunshine: which way is up
[19:01] NickSunshine: LMAO
[19:01] NickSunshine: i liek it
[19:01] NickSunshine: its artistic
[19:02] b6tsy: haha
[19:02] b6tsy: glad you are amused
[19:02] NickSunshine: do either of you wanna trade pluggies?
[19:02] NickSunshine: ive got a whole new schema at myfirstpornsite
[19:02] NickSunshine: BIG GRIN
[19:02] Overlord_45: i'm not totally sure what that is,
[19:02] Overlord_45: and frankly, i'm not sure i want to know
[19:02] b6tsy: im about to watch some top chef and go to bed,
[19:02] b6tsy: but we can discuss it tomorrow
[19:03] b6tsy: the plugs, not the coochie burger that is RASBERRY
[19:03] NickSunshine: we might still be discussing the coochieburger
[19:03] b6tsy: i dont doubt it hehe
pimp-my-rice-paddy
THIS AINT NO UNCLE BEN'S RICE

(maybe Uncle Yuen tho)

A village in Japan has been making rice art in their fields using several types of different colored rice strains.

Amazing what science, some software, and a little aerial photography can come up with eh?
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES
WITH THAT?

I wanted to be a firefighter when I was a kid.
(my mom says I wanted to be a trashman too)

Something about big trucks I guess.

I have this poster framed and waiting to get hung in my office.

I really enjoy the way they think over at Despair, Inc., and you should too. THUMBSUP!

While you're there, check out


available in 3 distinct editions
(for leaders of varying distinction)
i-liek-french-fries
cat-and-mouse
TOM AND JERRY

Just a quick shout out for a cartoon that shaped my childhood.

I used to love watching them every day after school.

I still remember when Ronald Regan was shot, and they pre-empted all of the afternoon cartoons for news bulletins.

Important historical event, yea.

Worth interrupting a kid's cartoon time? not so much. MY TWO CENTS
HUMILIATION
AT THE
ANIMAL PARTY

Jerry Garcia


This is my favorite piece of artwork in the whole world.

Yes, I love the Grateful Dead.
Yes, thats how I found this.
But, the picture really speaks to me.

(and you, shhhh listen)

I really feel sorry for the poor rabbit, I know how it feels.

(but I can see where the turtle is coming from too)RASBERRY

At approximately 8 inches x 8 inches sqaure, this piece isnt much bigger than a cocktail napkin.

Available signed and numbered in an edition of 500. $4500

Someday this will hang in my bathroom.
humiliation-at-the-animal-party