309423 Are you a female high school dropout, between the ages of eighteen and twenty-five?
Are you tired of lying around in bed all day with nothing to do?
Well. you never need get up again, because in six short weeks, I can train you to be high paying ho...
Just think-fifteen hundred dollars a week, without even leaving the comfort of your own bedroom..
Sound too good to be true?
Just send for my new book, "I Wanna Be a Ho."-Velvet Jones (Velvet Jones School of Technology)
 
 

 

WHERE'S MY PIE?

[17:31] NickSunshine: thats not as funny
[17:32] Spasmo: ugh!
[17:32] Spasmo: didn't read the whole thread,
[17:32] Spasmo: but did shap respond to the allegations? he usually does
[17:32] NickSunshine: theres no allegation
[17:33] NickSunshine: shap clearly states what hes doing
[17:33] Spasmo: oh, wow. k
[17:33] Spasmo: guess i should read the thread SMILE
[17:34] Spasmo: nice
[17:34] Spasmo: and askdx has some balls on him, that's for sure
[17:34] Spasmo: SMILE
[17:34] Spasmo: i bet he drives a G37ADX WINK WINK
[17:34] NickSunshine: so does our buddy kimo -
[17:34] NickSunshine: lol i bet youre right
[17:35] Spasmo: wow. yeah, kimo is a bit animated there.
[17:35] Spasmo: i picture him waving his arms around between sentences LOL
[17:36] Spasmo: i don't like "it's the new shave" comment from lace. because it's true I'M A SAD PANDA
[17:37] NickSunshine: yep
[17:37] NickSunshine: my comment in irc was something to the effect of
[17:37] NickSunshine: 'this is what happens when they stop talking about slicing
[17:37] NickSunshine: the pie...and finally start eating the damn thing'
[17:37] Spasmo: LMAO
[17:38] Spasmo: you need to immortalize that on nicksunshine.com SMILE
[22:34] Overlord_45`: Subject: HOT SITE IN BETA-GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
[22:34] Overlord_45`: HDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM
[22:34] Overlord_45`: We need some BAD ASS AFFILIATES for this baby!
[22:34] Overlord_45`: ALL content is in this site and man it's loaded
[22:34] Overlord_45`: and surfers are eating it up.
[22:34] NickSunshine: wow overlord
[22:34] NickSunshine: im convinced
[22:35] NickSunshine: they can have my 2 hits a day
[22:35] mechanicvirus: doesnt announcing the site defeat the purpose of beta
[22:35] Overlord_45`: i was going to promote it
[22:35] Overlord_45`: but i don't think i qualify as a bad ass affiliate
[22:35] ktj4l: doesn't filming ugly girls in HD make it even worse that they're ugly?
[22:35] NickSunshine: youre totally bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: lol
[22:35] NickSunshine: tell them i said so
[22:35] Overlord_45`: ben what does it take to qualify as bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: do you have a bad ass overlord?
[22:35] NickSunshine: i can make a post about it if you need proof
[22:36] ktj4l: i bet you perfectgonzo would convert if they didn't film in shitty-ass HD
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill vouch for you
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill be like "this guy isnt just badass.. hes superpeen"
[22:36] mechanicvirus: they'll be like "oh snap!"
[22:36] NickSunshine: i can make a post where both steve and i vouch for your bad ass
[22:36] Tony|: they need to start rubbing petroleum jelly on the lenses
[22:36] ktj4l: who released this site, overlord?
[22:36] Overlord_45`: college girl cash
[22:36] mechanicvirus: hopefully badgirlbucks
[22:36] mechanicvirus: LOL
[22:36] mechanicvirus: damn
[22:36] ktj4l: http://www.hdcollegegirls.com/mod/amanda/tn07.jpg
[22:37] mechanicvirus: wait college girl cash
[22:37] Tony|: trash face
[22:37] mechanicvirus: i think i know the owner
[22:37] rmuser: I spy a titmole
[22:37] Overlord_45`: HD must stand for "hideous display"
[22:37] ktj4l: deecash bought this?
[02:07] Xyon: do any of you guys ever get people sign up as webmasters from your links?
[02:07] NickSunshine: only when i beg
[02:07] NickSunshine: plz sign up with my links
[02:07] Overlord_45`: very few
[02:07] NickSunshine: k thx
[02:07] Xyon: lol never from people randomly surfing then
[02:08] NickSunshine: well ya never know
[02:08] Overlord_45`: i've had two threads recruiting literally dozens of new webmasters
[02:08] Overlord_45`: i make basically nothing from commissions
[02:08] Xyon: lol
[02:08] NickSunshine: im more interested in when my tshirts are gonna get here
[02:09] Overlord_45`: the only referral that i actually make any significant money from is my dreamhost promo code, which i push at every available opportunity
[02:09] * NickSunshine ordered a nicksunshine shirt from the super secret bro store
[02:09] Xyon: :O
[02:09] Overlord_45`: that's promo code DESTRPY by the way
[02:10] NickSunshine: mind if i quote ya?
[02:10] * NickSunshine hopes not.
[02:10] Overlord_45`: heck no
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Do you have Handjob, MILF, or Lesbian traffic?

Are you sending it to Made In Porn?

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I will save the hero worship for another post.

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I think spasmo promotes the hottest shit in town.

wow.

thanks for this one buddy

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