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It's 245 beats for a measure or 5 beats per 6 steps on alternating feet.
The show must go on. Never mind the teeth and fingernails, the show must go on.
I don't feel at all like I thought I would, but I could probably go on like this forever.
Tonight, we dance, for tomorrow they release the dogs. | | |
| I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO KIMO
Bahahaha this is a crack blog production! Tuck in yo chains and hide your wives because we getting buck up in here this aint no fuckin reggae party ya dig?
So grab your glass and get your seat because its time for me to tell you the tale of BIG DICK PETE!
Nah, fuck that I dont know nobody named Pete.
Anyway so you like porn huh? Thats cool why dont you like go check out some of the awesome porn I linked to above instead of reading this.
[full article @ crackblog.com] | |
What company makes fucking plastic carrots? and is this company in the sex toy industry? Do they make these plastic carrots purely for the purpose of these girls to stick them in their pussy?
Answers to all of these questions (and the entire article) are waiting for you at the home of plastic carrots. . .
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[01:18] NickSunshine: just in case you were worried
[01:18] NickSunshine: that the show after next might suck
[01:19] Jimmy: I was feeling so good.
[01:19] Jimmy: and you fucked it up
[01:19] Jimmy: I hate you now
[01:19] NickSunshine: and, just in case you were worried
[01:19] NickSunshine: that you might spend that entire night looking at some dudes ass
[01:19] Jimmy: I was thinking about cool shit
[01:19] Jimmy: and then this
[01:20] Jimmy: what the hell?
[01:21] NickSunshine: thats the brains behind pinback
[01:21] NickSunshine: and just in case you were worried
[01:21] NickSunshine: that he might only be naked for one song
[01:21] Jimmy: I want to die now, goodbye | |
[15:12] Jaysin: nick your site is pretty much becomming bash.org but without teh funnehs
[15:12] NickSunshine: fu?
[15:12] NickSunshine: ya
[15:12] NickSunshine: fu.
[15:12] NickSunshine:  | |
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
ok, so today started off pretty much like every day. . .
i woke up and said hi to my wife, and handled the morning rituals. . .
then i turned on my monitors and took at look at the internet.
i always keep a couple channels of irc open and i tend to waste a lot of time there,
but today was special-
[12:21] *** CIVMatt has joined #webmasters.
[12:21] NickSunshine: hi matt 
[12:21] CIVMatt: omfg you guys need to go here NOW http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva
[12:21] CIVMatt: go go go
[12:21] CIVMatt: best thing ever on the internet
matt wasnt kidding
eva appeals to something very dark inside me.
have you ever watched dr. gene scott?
watching sweet eva is alot like that.
half the time, i am laughing uncontrollably at her antics, half the time i am kind of depressed at how dark the world can be.
so, a couple minutes later, a bunch of familiar faces start showing up in her chat room,
some came from the paste in irc, some from a thread that matt started on gfy
either way, now i have people to talk to in there, and dont really have any intention of leaving.
i love to people watch, and probably should have gone into sociology 
either way, eva-
i wish you the best, i hope everything works out in your life.
but as long as you keep streaming, my friends and i are gonna keep laughing.  | |
[22:34] Overlord_45`: Subject: HOT SITE IN BETA-GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
[22:34] Overlord_45`: HDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM
[22:34] Overlord_45`: We need some BAD ASS AFFILIATES for this baby!
[22:34] Overlord_45`: ALL content is in this site and man it's loaded
[22:34] Overlord_45`: and surfers are eating it up.
[22:34] NickSunshine: wow overlord
[22:34] NickSunshine: im convinced
[22:35] NickSunshine: they can have my 2 hits a day
[22:35] mechanicvirus: doesnt announcing the site defeat the purpose of beta
[22:35] Overlord_45`: i was going to promote it
[22:35] Overlord_45`: but i don't think i qualify as a bad ass affiliate
[22:35] ktj4l: doesn't filming ugly girls in HD make it even worse that they're ugly?
[22:35] NickSunshine: youre totally bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: lol
[22:35] NickSunshine: tell them i said so
[22:35] Overlord_45`: ben what does it take to qualify as bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: do you have a bad ass overlord?
[22:35] NickSunshine: i can make a post about it if you need proof
[22:36] ktj4l: i bet you perfectgonzo would convert if they didn't film in shitty-ass HD
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill vouch for you
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill be like "this guy isnt just badass.. hes superpeen"
[22:36] mechanicvirus: they'll be like "oh snap!"
[22:36] NickSunshine: i can make a post where both steve and i vouch for your bad ass
[22:36] Tony|: they need to start rubbing petroleum jelly on the lenses
[22:36] ktj4l: who released this site, overlord?
[22:36] Overlord_45`: college girl cash
[22:36] mechanicvirus: hopefully badgirlbucks
[22:36] mechanicvirus: LOL
[22:36] mechanicvirus: damn
[22:36] ktj4l: http://www.hdcollegegirls.com/mod/amanda/tn07.jpg
[22:37] mechanicvirus: wait college girl cash
[22:37] Tony|: trash face
[22:37] mechanicvirus: i think i know the owner
[22:37] rmuser: I spy a titmole
[22:37] Overlord_45`: HD must stand for "hideous display"
[22:37] ktj4l: deecash bought this? | |
[23:44] Sands: Looks like GFY has some function
[23:44] Sands: where it takes a sentence that's all caps
[23:44] Sands: and turns it into a sentence
[23:44] Sands: where only the first letter of each word is capitalized.
[23:44] fuzebox: yes
[23:44] fuzebox: it's had that for ever
[23:46] Sands: Ah, neato bandito.
[23:46] NickSunshine: sands: http://php.net/ucwords
[23:46] Sands: Oh nice.
[23:47] fuzebox: si
[23:49] NickSunshine: i much prefer strtolower tho
[23:49] * NickSunshine is an idiot
[23:49] * Tumek agrees.
[23:49] Tumek: haha
[23:50] Sands: What's the difference between the two?
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtolower makes it all lowercase
[23:50] Sands: Oh ok.
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtoupper MAKES IT UPPERCASE
[23:50] NickSunshine: ucwords Makes It Look Teh Gay!
[23:50] Sands: strtovideo makes it a B movie.
[23:50] Sands: Actually, that's a shitty joke.
[23:50] Sands: Please accept my apologies.
[23:50] NickSunshine: pretty funny the second time
[23:50] Sands: lol
[23:51] NickSunshine: mildly funny the first time
[23:51] Sands: That's my kind of humor...
[23:51] Sands: not funny at first, but when you think about it more, you want to punch stuff.
[23:51] NickSunshine: lol
[23:51] bosshog: sawp
[23:52] bosshog:
[23:52] Tumek: lol, I liked that joke Sands, nice work.
[23:52] NickSunshine: yea, it gets better every time
[23:52] Sands: Jefe de Swine!
[23:52] NickSunshine: i think its time to make it last forever | |
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