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[15:12] Jaysin: nick your site is pretty much becomming bash.org but without teh funnehs
[15:12] NickSunshine: fu?
[15:12] NickSunshine: ya
[15:12] NickSunshine: fu.
[15:12] NickSunshine: BIG GRIN
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ok, so today started off pretty much like every day. . .
i woke up and said hi to my wife, and handled the morning rituals. . .

then i turned on my monitors and took at look at the internet.

i always keep a couple channels of irc open and i tend to waste a lot of time there,

but today was special-

[12:21] *** CIVMatt has joined #webmasters.
[12:21] NickSunshine: hi matt SMILE
[12:21] CIVMatt: omfg you guys need to go here NOW http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva
[12:21] CIVMatt: go go go
[12:21] CIVMatt: best thing ever on the internet

matt wasnt kidding BIG GRIN

eva appeals to something very dark inside me.

have you ever watched dr. gene scott?

watching sweet eva is alot like that.

half the time, i am laughing uncontrollably at her antics, half the time i am kind of depressed at how dark the world can be.

so, a couple minutes later, a bunch of familiar faces start showing up in her chat room,
some came from the paste in irc, some from a thread that matt started on gfy BIG GRIN

either way, now i have people to talk to in there, and dont really have any intention of leaving.

i love to people watch, and probably should have gone into sociology WINK WINK

either way, eva-

i wish you the best, i hope everything works out in your life.

but as long as you keep streaming, my friends and i are gonna keep laughing. THUMBSUP!
[22:34] Overlord_45`: Subject: HOT SITE IN BETA-GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT
[22:34] Overlord_45`: HDCOLLEGEGIRLS.COM
[22:34] Overlord_45`: We need some BAD ASS AFFILIATES for this baby!
[22:34] Overlord_45`: ALL content is in this site and man it's loaded
[22:34] Overlord_45`: and surfers are eating it up.
[22:34] NickSunshine: wow overlord
[22:34] NickSunshine: im convinced
[22:35] NickSunshine: they can have my 2 hits a day
[22:35] mechanicvirus: doesnt announcing the site defeat the purpose of beta
[22:35] Overlord_45`: i was going to promote it
[22:35] Overlord_45`: but i don't think i qualify as a bad ass affiliate
[22:35] ktj4l: doesn't filming ugly girls in HD make it even worse that they're ugly?
[22:35] NickSunshine: youre totally bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: lol
[22:35] NickSunshine: tell them i said so
[22:35] Overlord_45`: ben what does it take to qualify as bad ass
[22:35] mechanicvirus: do you have a bad ass overlord?
[22:35] NickSunshine: i can make a post about it if you need proof
[22:36] ktj4l: i bet you perfectgonzo would convert if they didn't film in shitty-ass HD
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill vouch for you
[22:36] mechanicvirus: ill be like "this guy isnt just badass.. hes superpeen"
[22:36] mechanicvirus: they'll be like "oh snap!"
[22:36] NickSunshine: i can make a post where both steve and i vouch for your bad ass
[22:36] Tony|: they need to start rubbing petroleum jelly on the lenses
[22:36] ktj4l: who released this site, overlord?
[22:36] Overlord_45`: college girl cash
[22:36] mechanicvirus: hopefully badgirlbucks
[22:36] mechanicvirus: LOL
[22:36] mechanicvirus: damn
[22:36] ktj4l: http://www.hdcollegegirls.com/mod/amanda/tn07.jpg
[22:37] mechanicvirus: wait college girl cash
[22:37] Tony|: trash face
[22:37] mechanicvirus: i think i know the owner
[22:37] rmuser: I spy a titmole
[22:37] Overlord_45`: HD must stand for "hideous display"
[22:37] ktj4l: deecash bought this?
[23:44] Sands: Looks like GFY has some function
[23:44] Sands: where it takes a sentence that's all caps
[23:44] Sands: and turns it into a sentence
[23:44] Sands: where only the first letter of each word is capitalized.
[23:44] fuzebox: yes
[23:44] fuzebox: it's had that for ever
[23:46] Sands: Ah, neato bandito.
[23:46] NickSunshine: sands: http://php.net/ucwords
[23:46] Sands: Oh nice.
[23:47] fuzebox: si
[23:49] NickSunshine: i much prefer strtolower tho
[23:49] * NickSunshine is an idiot
[23:49] * Tumek agrees.
[23:49] Tumek: haha
[23:50] Sands: What's the difference between the two?
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtolower makes it all lowercase
[23:50] Sands: Oh ok.
[23:50] NickSunshine: strtoupper MAKES IT UPPERCASE
[23:50] NickSunshine: ucwords Makes It Look Teh Gay!
[23:50] Sands: strtovideo makes it a B movie.
[23:50] Sands: Actually, that's a shitty joke.
[23:50] Sands: Please accept my apologies.
[23:50] NickSunshine: pretty funny the second time
[23:50] Sands: lol
[23:51] NickSunshine: mildly funny the first time
[23:51] Sands: That's my kind of humor...
[23:51] Sands: not funny at first, but when you think about it more, you want to punch stuff.
[23:51] NickSunshine: lol
[23:51] bosshog: sawp
[23:52] bosshog: BIG GRIN
[23:52] Tumek: lol, I liked that joke Sands, nice work.
[23:52] NickSunshine: yea, it gets better every time
[23:52] Sands: Jefe de Swine!
[23:52] NickSunshine: i think its time to make it last forever
[00:38] nofx: nick
[00:38] nofx: you have a got damn chat site on yer website
[00:38] nofx: thats leet as fuck
[00:38] xxxblogger: cool
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: i havent done design in like almost 2 years
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: i hurts my hand and just cant anymore
[00:38] xxxblogger: im not that great at design i can do html thats about it
[00:38] *** NickSunshine has changed the topic on channel #webmasters to:
AfterShockMedia: leave my domain alone fag | put irc.slashnet.org / #webmasters in your sigs! .:. Happy 4/22 .I'M A SAD PANDA#webmasters):. | nofx needs epass/paypal xfer.

[00:38] xxxblogger: u should hire me to update ur sites WINK WINK
[00:38] NickSunshine: lol nofx
[00:38] AfterShockMedia: haha i can update fine
[00:38] NickSunshine: chat ftw!
[00:39] xxxblogger: no u cant ur gf told me u had carpel tunnel WINK WINK
[00:39] nofx: wheres my CONVO AT
[00:39] xxxblogger: i only charge 50 an hour
[00:39] nofx: >:O
[00:40] NickSunshine: coming right up!
[19:00] b6tsy: http://galleries.adult-empire.com/54/5418/181/4.jpg
[19:00] kinglou: yuk
[19:00] b6tsy: yeah kinda disturbing
[19:00] NickSunshine: is that a penis tip?
[19:00] NickSunshine: wtf is it
[19:01] b6tsy: coochie
[19:01] NickSunshine: lol
[19:01] NickSunshine: which way is up
[19:01] NickSunshine: LMAO
[19:01] NickSunshine: i liek it
[19:01] NickSunshine: its artistic
[19:02] b6tsy: haha
[19:02] b6tsy: glad you are amused
[19:02] NickSunshine: do either of you wanna trade pluggies?
[19:02] NickSunshine: ive got a whole new schema at myfirstpornsite
[19:02] NickSunshine: BIG GRIN
[19:02] Overlord_45: i'm not totally sure what that is,
[19:02] Overlord_45: and frankly, i'm not sure i want to know
[19:02] b6tsy: im about to watch some top chef and go to bed,
[19:02] b6tsy: but we can discuss it tomorrow
[19:03] b6tsy: the plugs, not the coochie burger that is RASBERRY
[19:03] NickSunshine: we might still be discussing the coochieburger
[19:03] b6tsy: i dont doubt it hehe
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[16:05] NickSunshine: does anyone know who runs www.hottystop.com ?
[16:06] mechanicvirus: no
[16:06] mechanicvirus: that guy is an asshole
[16:06] NickSunshine: i really like the look of his site
[16:06] mechanicvirus: hes a real assbutt
[16:06] NickSunshine: feels like he spends a lot of time picking out the quality
[16:06] NickSunshine: really nice if you ask me
[16:06] mechanicvirus: he probably just stole it all
[16:07] NickSunshine: yeah
[16:07] Jaysin: that guy who runs hottystop is a flaming queer
[16:07] Jaysin: tried to hit on me once over aim
[16:07] NickSunshine: whoa
[16:07] mechanicvirus: what a shitty name
[16:07] NickSunshine: jaysin
[16:07] mechanicvirus: cant even spell hottie right
[16:07] NickSunshine: what are you doin here!
[16:07] NickSunshine: lmao
[16:07] NickSunshine: hi SMILE
[16:07] Jaysin: loool
[16:08] Jaysin: hi nice
[16:08] mechanicvirus: and wtf does hottystop even mean
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